"If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die."
"The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too."
"If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people."
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
"The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two."
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
"Whoever said you cant buy happiness forgot about little puppies."
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does."
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
"I've seen a look in dogs eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."
"If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either."
"Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well."
"The more people I meet the more I like my dog"
"In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog."
"I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother."
"No Matter how little money and how few possessions, you own, having a dog makes you rich."
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
"A piece of grass a day keeps the vet away"
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
"The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic."
"To his dog, every man is Napolean, hence the constant popularity of dogs."
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives."
"Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends."
"Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs."
"Every dog must have his day."
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who have not got the guts to bite people themselves."
"I have always thought of a dog lover as a dog that was in love with another dog."
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. It is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue"
"The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog."
"Every boy who has a dog should also have a mother, so the dog can be fed regularly."
"Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress."
"Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe, we are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made."
"A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk."
"A dog is man's best friend, and vice versa."
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
"The dog has got more fun out of man than man has got out of the dog, for man is the more laughable of the two animals."
"A good dog deserves a good home."
"A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him."
"There's just something about dogs that makes you feel good. You come home, they're thrilled to see you. They're good for the ego."
"Every dog isn't a growler, and every growler isn't a dog."
"A dog's bark may be worse than his bite, but everyone prefers his bark."
"The ideal dog food would be a ration that tastes like a postman."
"A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours."
"There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it."
"Every dog may have his day, buy it's the puppies that have the weakends."
"It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk."
"A dog's bark may be worse than his bite, but it's never quite so personal"
"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails."
"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job."
"I can train any dog in 5 minutes. It's training the owner that takes longer."
"You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us."
"You can't keep a good man down -- or an over affectionate dog."
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
"No animal I know of can consistently be more of a friend and companion than a dog."
"When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget they're not people."
"You own a dog; you feed a cat."
"Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog."
"Old Yeller was bought for 3 dollars from a shelter; his real name was Spike."
"Disney's "Shaggy Dog" was bought for 2 dollars at a pound."
"None are as fiercely as dog. In return, no doubt, for the never-ending loyalty of dogs."
"Happiness is a warm puppy."
"A collie has the brain of a man, and the ways of a woman."
"Many dogs will give a greeting grin much like a human smile."
"Intelligent dogs rarely want to please people whom they do not respect."
"There is no faith which has never yet been broken except that of a truly faithful dog."
"The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people."
"I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs."
"A dog is nothing but a furry person."
"A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it."
"A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well - almost."
"Have you hugged your pug today?"
"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement"
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read"
"Cats. Can't live with them CAN live without them."
"A dog is the only thing that can fill the void in your empty heart"
"Acquiring a dog, may be the only time a person gets to choose a relative."
"The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind"
"A good dog never dies, he always stays, he walks besides you on crisp autumn days when frost is on the fields and winter's drawing near, his head within our hand in his old way."
"A dog is the only thing that can mend a crack in your broken heart"
"(most) Dogs have a better life than you. If you think about it your waiting on them hand a foot."
"Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mail man is not to be trusted"
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."